3 Reasons Why I Absolutely Love This Movie

2. Everyone gets what they deserve.

Hmm. Let’s see.

First, gluttonous, rotund Augustus Gloop gets stuck in a tube after greedily drinking from, and falling into, Wonka’s chocolate river.

“HELLLLLP!” – Augustus

Next, gum-smacking, ill-mannered Violet Beauregarde morphs into a juice-filled human blueberry after ignoring Wonka’s warning about his new chewy creation.

“I feel funny!” – Violet

Then, wealthy wretch Veruca Salt falls down a garbage chute while throwing a musical tantrum after Wonka denies her request for a golden goose.

“She was a bad egg.” – Wonka

Lastly, TV-obsessed, wannabe cowboy Mike Teavee shrinks to pinky size after he (unwisely) decides to test Wonka Vision on himself.

Honestly, need I say more?